Friday, April 07, 2006

The Usual Suspects

This post is "steeled" [sic] in its entirety from the people's cube and your humble Spartan advises that you check that web site out regularly as google has banned it:
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ΛΕΟΝΙΔΑΣ Is spending this weekend reloading his 9mm, .223 and .303 mags. And for the Swedish socialists who visit this blog as well as Pogo's and Chewbacca's blogs: Have a nice day!



Wadical said...

Damn! I just did the same post. How is it that race is rarely on my mind, but it's always on theirs? Yet they're not racist?

Enfield? Fine weapon.

ΛΕΟΝΙΔΑΣ said...

"Enfield? Fine weapon."

Yes. Fine tool for a bolt action. I dropped a 1500lb beast with him on our Kalifornia spread with 1 shot. I have named him "Sir Winston". Did I beat you to the "card post" by 1hr02min or was yours this morning? Great minds at work.


Wadical said...

1500 lb WHAT?! A freakin Clydsdale?

ΛΕΟΝΙΔΑΣ said...

A feral cow. A bit tough, but the backstrap was edible. Lots of hamburger for several families. The dogs and coyotes were appreciative as well.